Today I learnt
The exorbitant fee I pay monthly for my private healthcare,
Does not go up for any claims I make.
Unlike a pet insurance.
Time to get my eyes checked.
I’m especially concerned
After I missed a few balls in futsal
Because i completely mis-gauged the distance.
Next is the dentist.
Top of the line is the General Practitioner,
For my impending trip to Papua New Guinea.
Minimum cost is $100 consultation fee.