Disgruntled and difficult
You don’t get better healthcare by pissing everyone
From the consultant to the ward clerk
Everyone tries to stay away from you
Everyone comes out crying what a horrible man you are.
And because I’m your doctor
The nurses came to me for help.
You didn’t want to leave
Hogging a precious bed that someone could use
All because you wanted the attention.
You should thank your lucky stars you have a nice nurse,
Because I was gonna call a Code on you
And get security to escort you off our premises.
I have zero tolerance for abuse.
Your pitiful whinging and intimidation
Is considered verbal abuse.